Book Witch Mother
ZIONISTS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. I DO NOT WANT YOUR MONEY. PALESTINIANS GO FREE FOR EVERYTHING.
If you are part of one of the intentionally disadvanted groups below, please feel free to use the coupon code UR4WESOME during checkout for 50% off any service (except personal moon messages, memberships/subscriptions, services under £80 as well as Poverty Connection Calls):
Black people
Indigenous people
Asian people
Brown people
People of Colour
Disabled people
Fat people
Muslim people
Jewish people
People belonging to the LGBTQIA2S+ community
People on welfare benefits
I offer this discount in an effort to uncolonise my practice. No matter the discount, all clients are treated the same. Booking with me means you're entering a safe, confidential space.
You will receive a Zoom link with all bookings.
NOBODY IS TURNED AWAY FOR LACK OF FUNDS!
If you're committed to the service you want to book but do not have the means, you will not be turned away. I know how awkward it is to ask for something for free, so I have created another coupon code for you that works just the same as the one above.
URBR1LLI4NT works for every appointment, including coaching. You can also add tips to any appointment, so if you cannot pay full/half price but still want to pay, you can do it that way.
OPEN TO BARTER
I am also open to bartering. You can drop me an email at [email protected] or you can just book yourself in with the code above and then discuss with me when we meet.
Currently, I am looking for:
• someone to get my bike back on the road - it's a Dutch bike and has been outside for a while; you'll have to be in West London for this and we'll need to meet over Zoom before this happens
While this on my mind right now, I am always open to what you have to offer. Everyone has something to offer, so I am sure we will find an energy exchange that works for both of us.
PLEASE NOTE I DO NOT DO LOVE READINGS, EVER! NO EXCEPTIONS. IF LOVE HAPPENS TO COME UP, I‘LL MENTION IT BUT IT WILL NEVER BE THE FOCUS. WONDERING IF YOU SHOULD BREAK UP WITH THEM? MY ANSWER WILL ALWAYS BE YES!
